dajo42:

dajo42:

harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”

teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”

[albus arrives at hogwarts]

albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”

neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”

(via shingeki-no-justno)

Anonymous said: you look so innocent like a little butterfly but then you're all like "IMMA FUCK A DUDE" and i think that's pretty cool

shingeki-no-justno:

This is exactly what my life is


karla-chans-bjds:

sniffing:

distressed—teens:

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

Both do ruin people’s lives though. However I do think the time sentenced for the average rapist is a joke and it should be seriously looked at. 

(via twerkingongaycountries)

backshelfpoet:

I found out the other day that one of my exes really hates spoken word poetry and I’m just sitting here giggling like

omg

omg I’ve written so many spoken word pieces about how you are trash omg.

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

(via running-from-the-noise)

jeankd:

beautifullyburnedxo:

sailordirtbag:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.

don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not

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